through the smoke and past the mirrors

lauren. 20. delaware. i think i'm a decent person. i also hate writing about myself, so if you'd like to know anything about me, just ask. i (probably) won't bite.

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HEY HI
i haven’t posted my face in a while so here we go
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i love you

HEY HI

i haven’t posted my face in a while so here we go

boop

i love you

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getting ready to go to work
hope everyone has a splendid day
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getting ready to go to work

hope everyone has a splendid day

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FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA WEAR FLYERS JERSEYS ON FRIDAY  FLYDAY

FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA WEAR FLYERS JERSEYS ON FRIDAY  FLYDAY

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making ridiculous faces at my webcam to avoid packing

making ridiculous faces at my webcam to avoid packing

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FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
WE WE WE SO EXCITED

FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

WE WE WE SO EXCITED

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hey hi super excited for this weekend

hey hi super excited for this weekend

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here are 99 things you probably never wanted to know about me.

put it under a read more.. you’re welcome.

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

definitely closed, i don’t trust the darkness, or my mind.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

absolutely, free things are the best.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

out, i hate feeling restrained when i sleep.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

no, but it’s only a matter of time.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

lol, you should see my wall right now. post-it notes galore.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

no, couponing is another addiction i don’t need.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

a bear. at least i could try to fight it off.

8: Do you have freckles?

only when i spend LOTS of time in the sun.

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

i try. or occasionally i’ll go for a silly face.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

being around people when they’re eating.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

sometimes.. always, if there’s music in my head.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

pencils, no. pens, yes.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

lol my dog, thats it.

17: What size is your bed?

dorm bed, single. home bed, twin.

18: What is your Song of the week?

finders keepers, by you me at six. (mostly cause i want josh franceshi to have my children.)

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

sure, i don’t see why not.

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

like it’s my job.

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

fucking Coraline. i literally have never hated a movie so much.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

i’m going to choose not to answer this question, because what if one day, i DO find some treasure. then someone would totally know where i’d hide it.

23: What do you drink with dinner?

mainly iced tea, or soda.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

honey mustard.

25: What is your favorite food?

chicken motherfucking nuggies.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

anything with heath ledger, fight club, anything funny.

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

no. no.

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

fuck yeah i was.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

for a ridiculous amount of money, yes.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

i don’t actually know, which is upsetting because i generally love writing letters.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

sure can.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

no lol, i’m invincible.

33: Ever ran out of gas?

nope.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

turkey, american cheese, cucumber, honey mustard on honey wheat bread. tell me that doesn’t sound heavenly.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

children.

36: What is your usual bedtime?

at school, whenever becca goes to bed. at home, whenever i pass out.

37: Are you lazy?

i’m fairly certain that i’m the definition of lazy.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

badass stuff, like the pink power ranger.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

sheep. sheeps are cool i guess.

40: How many languages can you speak?

three: english, spanish and sarcasm.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

yeah, entertainment weekly, and sports illustrated.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

legos, for sure.

43: Are you stubborn?

absolutely. 

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

craig ferguson.

45: Ever watch soap operas?

only when my grandma makes me.

46: Are you afraid of heights?

not so much heights, more so falling from heights.

47: Do you sing in the car?

WHO DOESN’T?

48: Do you sing in the shower?

only when i’m the only one home.

49: Do you dance in the car?

with caryn, yes.

50: Ever used a gun?

nope, and i don’t ever intend to.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

uhhhh, senior portraits, i guess? roy was a fucking creep.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

cheesy, no. boring as fuck, yes.

53: Is Christmas stressful?

uh let’s see, i work in retail, so YES ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

pierogies are the way to my heart.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

apple. anything else is gross.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

i desperately wanted to be a marine biologist. 

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

i believe in ghosts, more than i believe in people.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

more often than i should.

59: Take a vitamin daily?

no, i used to, but i stopped because i suck.

60: Wear slippers?

yes i love my old man slippers.

61: Wear a bath robe?

i don’t have time for that nonsense.

62: What do you wear to bed?

boxers and a tank top usually.

63: First concert?

aaron motherfucking carter. i challenge you to top that.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

target, ohmygod target.

65: Nike or Adidas?

nike.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

cheetos 

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

sunflower seeds yes yes. 

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

nope, sorry to burst your bubble. 

69: Ever take dance lessons?

nope, i was never coordinated enough.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

loving me unconditionally / playing hockey. either works for me.

71: Can you curl your tongue?

fuck yeah i can, hooray for dominant traits.

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

hell yeah, i used to spell the shit outta words.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

when i got my acceptance letter to sju, WHAT A JOKE.

74: Own any record albums?

not me personally, they’re my parents’.

75: Own a record player?

see above.

76: Regularly burn incense?

no, fuck that shit.  

77: Ever been in love?

i’m going to say no.

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

avenged sevenfold. again.

79: What was the last concert you saw?

blink-182.

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

cold, probably.

81: Tea or coffee?

COFFEE OMG.

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

omg tough question. both.

83: Can you swim well?

lol, yes. i’ve been on a swim team for the majority of my life.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

yes?

85: Are you patient?

absolutely not.  

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ.

87: Ever won a contest?

not that i can remember.

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

kind of? i cut my nose in half, so they had to fix that shit.

89: Which are better black or green olives?

vommmmmm, neither.

90: Can you knit or crochet?

nah. 

91: Best room for a fireplace?

every room.

92: Do you want to get married?

yes yes yes yes yes.

93: If married, how long have you been married?

n/a.

94: Who was your HS crush?

ugh, fucking greg batchelder. i swore i’d marry him.

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

no, i’m not a fucking child.

96: Do you have kids?

thank god, no.

97: Do you want kids?

probably not. 

98: Whats your favorite color?

green or purple.

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

no. everyone in my life right now, is there by my choosing. if you’re not, there’s a good reason for that. i’m living my life, to my standards. if you don’t meet those standards, either get on my level or get out.

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WEARING MY FLYERS ORANGE
PUMPED FOR TONIGHT
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

WEARING MY FLYERS ORANGE

PUMPED FOR TONIGHT

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

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avoiding homework
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avoiding homework

hi~

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avoiding doing homework
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avoiding doing homework

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avoiding starting to pack for school tomorrow. woop.
message me so i don’t have to start packing.
http://ghost-girlonthird.tumblr.com/ask.

avoiding starting to pack for school tomorrow. woop.

message me so i don’t have to start packing.

http://ghost-girlonthird.tumblr.com/ask.

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lol my work shirt for back to school is so gay
i have to wear it every.single.time i work
kick some class~

lol my work shirt for back to school is so gay

i have to wear it every.single.time i work

kick some class~

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just got home. hi! someone talk to me~
http://ghost-girlonthird.tumblr.com/ask
i’ll be nice i promise

just got home. hi! someone talk to me~

http://ghost-girlonthird.tumblr.com/ask

i’ll be nice i promise

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getting ready to go out to see taylor. i can’t wait. haven’t seen dat bitch in over a year. woop.

getting ready to go out to see taylor. i can’t wait. haven’t seen dat bitch in over a year. woop.

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